Stupid Drunk People

Where I live the culture revolves around nothing but alcohol. It sickens me to the core. There’s nothing much for young kids to be doing apart from hanging around street corners, boozing their sorry little heads off. Even if there was something righteous for these kids to be doing, they’d still opt for the boozing because they are sick in the head.

The media is to blame for making alcohol appear glamorous. I think it should be portrayed as the harmful drug it is in order to scare the hell out of kids. Any film that’s seen glamorizing alcohol should be banned immediately. Any celebrity who is seen out boozing in public should not be allowed to star in any other films until they’ve repented for their sins.

Our kids have no hope whilst we have such poor role models.

Don’t drink in public, ya muppet! Seriously if I had my way I’d close down all bars and clubs and finally ban alcohol. There’s nothing worse than seeing someone drunk in public. Some people find it funny, but I see it as a moral travesty, an indictment on this warped society.

Instead of drinking, why not praise the Lord for giving you a healthy body and soul and sing His praises for once. Old Kevin here used to rebel against the Lord in this way and it caused Him so much harm it is almost unbearable to think about. I urinated myself so many times in public that it’s not remotely funny. I’d drink 12 pints of beer at a time and once I’d finished, I would curl up in the town square into a ball and urinate myself until there wasn’t a drop of it left in my body.

God I’m so ashamed of what I was!

Over 2,670 people have died in American soil so far this year from drink driving.

It’s a disgrace. I have absolutely no time for drunk drivers. Hell, I was one myself for a while and I’m lucky to still be alive. I’d drive home from work and a drink a litre of vodka during that time. I was pathetic. If I seen someone like that now I’d punch them in the face repeatedly for being so goddamn inconsiderate.

The government can’t be harsh enough about this.

I believe that if a kid applies for a driving licence and has ingested alcohol before in his life that he should be immediately refused a licence. We just can’t trust these people anymore. The statistics prove it.

If I’m capable of drink driving, then anyone is.

Be sure that if I see you drink driving on my patch then I’ll drag you out of your vehicle and close the door repeatedly on your head.