Here we have some drunk old guy acting like a fool for a camera crew.

All seems well until he tries the same act with his wife, who is basically having none of his drunken shenanigans. She tells him where to go, OR ELSE!

You go girl! I wish everyone else had big balls like this woman!

This video is quite sad. Here we have an old man like myself at a party, trying to have a good time but no-one is acknowledging his existence.

He tries to cut into the dance but no-one will let him. Then he decides to run in at the woman, only he misses by about 15 yards, slips and falls on his hole.

I’m sure he woke up with a sore head next morning.

In this video we have a man being interviewed by a camera crew. All seems well unto a guy rises from the ground up behind him with a muddened face. All hilarity ensues when he begins to stagger in the background and has to be steadied by another fellow beside him.

I nearly wet myself when I saw the guy staring at the camera like he wanted to eat it or something. Crazy.

Christ on a bike! Here’s another drunk guy trying to make moves with a bike, only this time around the guy doesn’t realize that the bike has just one wheel. How drunk do you have to be to make that mistake for Goodness sake?

Still you’ve got to admire his determination to try to mount the bike. That takes a lot of heart. And a lot of stupidity.

In this video we have some drunk guy trying to slow hump his bike like a rabant hound.

It’s quite funny when he tries to get up as it looks like he is trying to do squats unsuccessfully. By the end of the video it’s almost as if he’s using the bike as a ledge he’s trying to hold onto for his life.

He must have been sauced off his mash on cheap absinthe or something!

Here we have some drunk guy without a belt, attempting to run down a hill for absolutely no reason at all. I have to say I laughed when he fell. He got his just desserts for being intoxicated in public.

By the looks of the guy he probably shat himself long before attempting that feeble run.

Dear Godness! Here we have three young hoodlums smashed off their face on Buckfast Tonic Wine, pushing their obviously lit mate around in what looks like a wheelbarrow without any thought for the law at all.

It’s a wonder that young man didn’t get hit by the glass of the broken bottle. One of these days he won’t be so lucky if he keeps this type of reckless endeavor up.

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It’s despicable how he can’t even stand up properly! Back in my day people knew how to act properly when with the police.

I hope the police officer had the balls to give him a proper punishment, like forcing him to wear only a tutu and run across a prison courtyard blowing kisses at all of the hardened convicts. That would have thought him to mess with the law.

I’m sick of Liberals complaining that this is an inhumane punishment. What utter bullshit! If we didn’t clamp down on these reprobates they’d be marching around our city centers, pissing and puking on people on sight.

People caught drunk driving should be tasered continually for a number of hours until they swear to never drink drive again. We need to stop pussy footing about this issue and get a real grasp on it!

Your best option is just quit altogether and stop associating with people who love alcohol. Social drinkers are terrible people who hate others who drink less and therefore reveal the true extent of their alcoholism. That’s why these people get hostile when you aren’t drinking fast enough. It’s not because they are angry at you as such, it’s because they are alarmed at what losers they truly are underneath.

Stay cool and keep to the Cokes. If anyone tries to put any liquor into your drink then be sure to report them to the police as this as bad as putting horse tranquilizer into someone’s glass.