Folks, I can’t handle this anymore. My wife Pamela won’t stop staying out at late night parties, often coming home early in the morning in a serious state of undress. Whenever I ask her where she’s been she’s extremely hostile, often calling me a ‘fat pointless loser’ or a killjoy.

I’m at my wits end here! We don’t see eye to eye on anything anymore. I firmly believe that a woman’s place is in the kitchen whilst she has the bizarre notion that she should be allowed to have her own career to help support the family too. I honestly think she might be possessed by Satan. She certainly smells that way these days.

If only I could convince her how dangerous alcohol is then I might have a hope of saving our marriage, but until then I’m seriously worried about our future. I’m beginning to think that we don’t even have one together…